The other day while rick was sleeping I was thinking. Dorm Life isn't all fun and games, like I show it on the site. There are some bad parts to it and I'll show you
 
So they put these cement blocks out in front of the Scotts in order to keep us save from a terrorist attack. (Yeah it's weird)


so what's wrong with it?
They are so attractive you can't help but hump them.
I got this great idea to bring my moped up to my dorm and drive it around in the halls.
How can this be bad?
Well even after DJ came out with the Febreze the exhaust was so bad that Nick passed out
Moving On...
Moving On...
Now I know what your thinking. What wrong could come out of a double beer bongONT>
Now I know it looks like fun and games.
This is what's wrong
Alex and I could end up exactly like these two guys.
Moving On...
Now I know on this site I promote the drinking of Beers. It was as much my suprise as anyones, but it turns out beers arn't always the best for you.
 
 
the typical college fidge. 30 beers 5 apples
Well I did some research on beers and guess what
Beers can make you do stuff you wouldn't normally do if you hadn't been drinking.



Like when girls kiss
The Beers even effect rodents. Look just after a couple beers it's already giving the other one a blow job.
Beers can even make you want sex more. What's wrong with sex?
It can lead to this.

What's wrong with this?
They grow up to be like this.
So Just so you know. College isn't all fun and games.