

The other day while rick was sleeping I was thinking. Dorm Life isn't all fun and
games, like I show it on the site. There are some bad parts to it and I'll show
you |


So they put these cement blocks out in front of the Scotts in order to keep us save
from a terrorist attack. (Yeah it's weird) so what's wrong with it? |

They are so attractive you can't help but hump them. |

I got this great idea to bring my moped up to my dorm and drive it around in the
halls. |

How can this be bad? |


Well even after DJ came out with the Febreze the exhaust was so bad that Nick passed
out |
Moving On... |
Moving On... |


Now I know what your thinking. What wrong could come out of a double beer bongONT> |


Now I know it looks like fun and games. |

This is what's wrong |
Alex and I could end up exactly like these two guys. |
Moving On... |


Now I know on this site I promote the drinking of Beers. It was as much my suprise
as anyones, but it turns out beers arn't always the best for you. |


the typical college fidge. 30 beers 5 apples |

Well I did some research on beers and guess what |

Beers can make you do stuff you wouldn't normally do if you hadn't been drinking. Like when girls kiss |

The Beers even effect rodents. Look just after a couple beers it's already giving
the other one a blow job. |


Beers can even make you want sex more. What's wrong with sex? |

It can lead to this. What's wrong with this? |

They grow up to be like this. |


So Just so you know. College isn't all fun and games. |
