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The (true) Story of The Lawn Deer
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I stole a lawn deer and put it out in front of my dorm room  for my own lawn ornament. After 2 days it had already been stollen and given back 2 times.
By the end of the week a couple of girls (I won't name names lets just call them Mtef and Sandy) stoll my deer and sent me the pic to the right. They returned it to my door a few weeks later painted purple with pink spots.
Once back i thought it would be a good idea to put it on a ledge outside the dorms.
Less than than an hour later someone had taken the deer AGAIN.
But a day later Jenny found out who took it and got it back for me.
After Getting it back AGAIN I had a great idea to put it on top of the Buckstaff Planetarium next to the Halsey building.
I gave Coleman a boost, handed him the deer and he James Bonded his way to the front of the planetarium
I pointed at it and then Coleman jumped down.
I think we did a good Job
 
Ryan got pissed at me b/c he loved that deer. (I did catch him with it alone one time)
But he then settled down and overdosed on Krispy Kream Donuts
Then I met another frat guy
The end and stuff
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