Beerkum Must Learn More Than Books
Jeremy Kumbier used to go to school at UW-Whitewater but he saw the light and transferred to UWO. The problem is he needs to learn how to drink. So we decided to show him.
the problem was he was drunk after only one drink
 
 
 
 
 
 
Meanwhile the Oshkosh students are holding strong
Meanwhile the Oshkosh students are holding strong
Kumbier is already laughing for no reason
Rest of us are still going good
Still laughing for no reason
The girls start making out
he starts passing out
damn high tolerance
we know the girls are drunk b/c they are now licking balls
he's happy to see his wallet
we're happy to take advantage of the girls
he takes advantage of Gordo
we are amazed...
by the girls rubbing boobs
he is amazed by the tv
it's so sad the girls have to take advantage of themselves
3 drinks later he's ready to pass out
and it's just time to party
Ryan shows him how to handle the girls
He got the idea
In the end he drank a little but learned a lot.

Soon you'll be a real Oshkosh Titan sweet dreams
(the end)